It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find
When you ram your fist up a person's behind

your_mother

Remote Control of your stinking family tree
Ain't no knight in shining armor gonna sweep your momma off her feet
Spends her life just squirting pups and turning tricks for me


highway_star

Nobody's gonna take my car, it's gonna race you to the ground, yeah
Nobody's gonna take my car, it's gonna break the speed of sound, yeah
Yeah it's a killing machine, it's got every

5 0

5-0

Some may call me pig, but you may call me 5-0

Very few have the nerve
to protect and to serve
Fighting crime
Everyday I put my life on the lin

zipper_pig

Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh

I got the call at 3.33
I arrived at the scene
It was a masonic conspiracy
You don

interloper

X-Copy patrol your streets tonight
and we will judge what's wrong and right

And if you interfere
With what we're doing here
It's your unlucky day
We'll b

barbells

Mamma's little Baby got busted, busted
Mamma's little Baby's goin down down down down

Down to the cell where Bubba crowns you queen
Where the floors are cold and the b

paddy_wagon_rape

Out on the streets, I'm looking for some crack
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her shitter

Paddy wagon rape, I

you_fucked_up

You fucked up you went over the line
You fucked up you didn't pay your fine
You fucked up in the third degree
You fucked up when you fucked with me

You fucked u

third_leg

I got armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92
It's fully locked and loaded and it's waiting just for you
A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips
A fully auto AK w

welcome_to_new_jersey

Welcome to New Jersey
It's late at night and you're far from home
Your radio's on and you're driving alone
Until a sign looms from to gloom
The words on that sign are