Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how

american_in_amsterdam

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power,
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,
I think I saw some for sale on the

dynamite_satchel_of_pain

Lets write a song, baby

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn

leroy

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I've ever seen,
Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine.
Smokin' his crack wash it down with some gasoline,
Still he push the button EF H

lemonade

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Do you remember the way it was w

the_song_that_i_wrote_when_you_dissed_me

Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and

randall

1, 2, 3, 4,

My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Th

anyway

Pornography!

I pretend I can't hang up the phone,
Cos if I do then he gets you,
And I'll be in this room alone,
Staring at the carpet,
Wondering how they made

freak_on

You think I don't see you but I do,
Creeping around with your hot pants on,
And them patent leather shoes,
Please forgive me baby,
Cos I've been up here too long,
Co

love_is_a_mutt_from_hell

This is a story about a friend of mine
He is abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme
Even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he

the_deck

She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,

a_little_respect

I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter; Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart; I'm so in love with you; I'll be forever blue; That you give me no reason, you know you're makin

teenage_dirtbag

Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know

truffles

You, you think yer such a bad ass;
You think yer such a rough neck;
Well I saw you outside eating t
ruffles with yer mum on the patio;
I think it's really sad though;

punk_a**_b***