like_a_surgeon
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the i
i’ll_repair_for_you_(_a_theme_for_home_improvement_)
dead_car_battery_blues
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come I al
this_is_the_life
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody
mr._popeil
i need a vegematic!
I need a pocket fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(operators are standing by.
How do
kidstar_1250_radio_promotion
[telephone dialing]
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Hi
This is Al
But you can call me "Wei
you_don’t_take_your_showers
gandhi_ii
[Announcer:] Next week on U62...
[Announcer:] He's back
[Announcer:] And this time
[Announcer:] He's mad
[Announcer:] Gandhi II
[Announcer:] No more mi
fast_food
How about making a run for the border
How about me deserving a break today
How about getting some fries with my order
How about finally letting me have it my way
Th
achy_breaky_song
You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
make_my_boobies_one_more_size
Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn`t riot
My boobies, boobies
My breasts are completely
this_song’s_just_six_words_long
frank’s_2000"_tv
flatbush_avenue
Oy
Oy
Down on the street they got bagels
And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox
Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst
Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box
one_more_minute
[constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song]
Aahh
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause
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