Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town. <

kyle’s_mom_is_a_bitch_(longer_version)


little_boy_you’re_going_to_hell!


mountain_town_(reprise)


chocolate_salty_balls

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll b

i_saw_three_ships

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in the ships, al

the_most_offensive_song_ever

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, ""You are to be the virgin mother""
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: So he

christmas_time_in_hell

Well i'll tell you what..
Maybe we should have ourselves
a little christmas, right here..
C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the

kyle’s_mom_is_a_bitch


blame_canada

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?

a_lonely_jew_on_christmas

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for R

we_three_kings

We three kings of Orient Are
Bearing gifts, we've travelled so far..
Field and fountain, more and mountain
Following Yonder Star..
Ooohh.. star of wonder, star of ligh

carol_of_the_bells

Hark! Hear the Bells, Sweet Silver Bells,
All seem to say, Ding Dong, m'kay.
Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer,
To young and old, meek and the bold.
Ding-Dong-Din

love_gravy

I'm Gonna make love to you woman
Gonna lay ya down by the fire
And caress your womanly bod-ay
Make you moan and perspire
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Maki

i_hate_you_guys

[Eric Cartman]
-Hey, guys
This is a song I just wrote
It's called 'I hate you guys'

(Harmonica intro)

'I hate you guys
You guys are assholes