Beep-beep, beep-beep, his horn went beep-beep-beep

While riding in my Cadillac
As we guys were going down the pond there fishin'
I was in my brand new silver Seville Cadillac
And what, to my surprise
Ooh I was proud of that thing, that silver with the gold trim, ahh, boy it was pretty
A little volkswagon was following me
The biggest engine I could buy too, I was just really enjoyin' life
A bug viewed through my sides
It was such a pretty day, and I had it on cruise control
The guy must have wanted to pass me up
A little old volkswagon was behind me, I don't know where he came from
But he must have wanted to pass me, he kept tootin' his horn
As he kept on tootin' his horn
Remind me of a ding-dang net, kinda aggravatin', kinda embarrased me
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
But I'd show him a thing too, bippin' his horn at me, hee-hah
In my brand new Cadillac, ha-ha-hah
He kept on tootin' that little horn, you should of heard it

Beep-beep, beep-beep Ha-ha, it was puny
His horn went beep-beep-beep It went beep-beep-beep, plum pitiful sound
I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy some shame
I thought I'd just ease away from that old boy
So I could push my foot down to the floor, hah-hah-hah-hah, hmm,hmm,hmm,hmm
The little volkswagon stayed right behind, he still had on his break
I couldn't wait, hee-hee-hee, but he stayed right behind me
I think he still had on his break, hah
He must have thought his car had more guts as he kept on tooting his horn
Well, I don't know want he had under his hood, ?............? his trunk
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
He kept on tootin' that horn at me and I'll show him a thing or two

Beep-beep, beep-beep, his horn went beep-beep-beep
My car went into passing gear and we took off with gust
And soon we were doin' ninety, must have left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car I couldn't believe my eyes
The little volkswagon was right behind, I think that guy could fly

Beep-beep, beep-beep, his horn went beep-beep-beep
Now we're doin' a hundred and ten, it certainly was a race
For a punk to pass a Caddi would be a big disgrace
For the guy must have wanted to pass me up as he kept on tootin' his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn

Beep-beep, beep-beep, his horn went beep-beep-beep
Now we're doin' a hundred and twenty, as fast as I can go
The bug pulled up beside of me as if we were goin' slow
The fellow rolled down his window and yelled so we could hear
Hey buddy, how can I get this car out - of - second - gear...

Ha-hah, hee-hee, pass me up, dog-gone-it