canyonero_theme
Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive?
Smells like a steak, and seats 35!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried tru
cletus_the_slack_jawed_yokel
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel.
Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again, some folk'll...
born_under_a_bad_sign
Homer: Born under a bad sign,
Been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Hard luck and trouble,
senor_burns
Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song
Burns will always carry with him.
So I'll settle my score, on the salsa floor
with this vengeful Latin rhythm.
Burns! Co
homer’s_beer_song
the_mediocre_presidents
We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler,
there's Fillmore and there's Hays.
There's William Henry
stretch_dude_and_clobber_girl
Stretch dude and clobber girl!
He's a human rubber band and she's the hulk in pearls.
He's a limber lad, she's a powerful lass.
He'll ring your neck, and she'll kick your ass
party_posse
Party Posse, we rule the earth,
greatest band since music's birth.
We love to sweat and we love to sing,
We're really funky but not threatening.
We're the best band in
kids!_adults!_kids!
rudolph_the_red nosed_reindeer
All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
Bart: Like a light bulb!
Homer: Bart!
All: All
my_horse_must_lose
Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree.
Ho! Who! He!
We nerthe and help, we rain supreme,
On toa
this_log_was_made_for_you_and_me
This log is your log, this log is my log,
when lightening struck it, it hit the bucket.
I poured some onions, inside my trousers.
This log, used to be a tree.
Now it s
