dick’s_automotive
the_ballad_of_tommy_and_marla
Tommy was a Hessier from the valley
He was as burned out as a building from the riots
He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla
She was a cocktail waitress at The Pit
tree_hugger
I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves i could travel really far
I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
'c
i_want_to_learn_about_love
My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser
In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station
A constipated woman barged in on me and said
";Eeek! A boy! Get out before
’til_the_next_day_comes
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