Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo
Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show

You'll also get to see those world-famous

love_whip

Met a baby with a smiling face
She said "Baby, what's around your waist"
It was my love whip
And it's so hip

Don't give me no lip
Get out your love whip

400_bucks

I gave you 400 bucks,
so you could buy some car,
oh I love you so much,
I didn't get too far.

For my 400 bucks,
you were sweet that day,
I guess that I

devil’s_chasing_me


big_red_rocket_of_love

I got a red car with blue tail lights
Shiny red seats with lining in white
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good



hello_walls

Hello walls
How'd things go for you today?
Don't you miss her
Since she up and walked away?
Well, I bet you dread to spend
Another lonely night with me
But, lo

bales_of_cocaine

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' so

bath water_blues

I went and I did some little thing wrong,
That's why I had to go and write this song
'bout throwin' out the baby.

You're throwin' out the baby,
You're throwin' out

baddest_of_the_bad

I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.

I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest o

baby_i’m_drunk


baby_you_know_who

I've got chicks on the left, women to the right
Guess who it is I think about at night
It's you, yeah you, it's you
Baby you know who

I got a little thing, around m

yeah,_right


bad_reputation

Hey!

You've got a bad reputation that's a what you got
A bad reputation but I like it a lot
A bad reputation and it's all over town
A bad reputation and it's going

big_little_baby

Well, I got a baby who's six feet tall
Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all
Big little baby, big little baby

Her heart is a big as her feet are long
But