(I) ‘was lookin up her red skirt
(She) ‘saw me she said ‘yes sir’
‘If you’re ready for some heat
If you can take a lifetime meet.’

I says to her ‘hey baby’
I’m alive and ready
So we rent a motel room
And there we start a baby boom

(*)
We were makin’ love
When Halley’s comet came
We were makin’ love
When the comet came again
And in between the burnin'
the tossin' and the turnin'
We were makin' love.

I says to her ‘hey honey’
Don’t you think it’s funny
That the nuke war has begun
And we’re still goin’ one-on-one

She tells me not to worry
There’s no need to scurry
All that radioactive juice
Well hell it cannot reproduce.

*

We’re on kid thirty-seven
I’m lookin’ up at heaven
‘Cause they blew away our roof
Thank god our sex is waterproof

My boys are with the ladies
Makin’ more love babies
And I gave my girls some guns
To join the war and make some sons

*

So then I got my army
and started global warming
All my kids, my wife and I
We’re heatin’ up the planet sky

We’re sweatin' out diseases
With oh yeses and oh pleases
If we’re ever at code red
The reason is a fight in bed