signing_emo
Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles...
"Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for.
Get out there, and get us stoked!"
Meet Marty, ma
hey_thats_me
certified
I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away,
I save old men in seas like Hemmingway.
The swimming pool not taken?
Watch out for Frost,
don’t get busted like Mi
rapbeth_(foul_is_fair)
humphrey_the_whale
CHORUS
Humphrey the Whale should have GPS,
Humphrey the Whale should get GPS.
CHORUS
So you’re not stuck in the
Sacramento Delta, Humphrey!
sarah
I met you in September of 2000,
my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and
I gave you my soul and virginity.
I loved you so much; you were the world to me.
Sev
make_way_for_ducklings
He’s a No Exit “G” in the place to be,
he goes to Stanford University.
And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge,
and after twelve grade he went straight to college.
uk_visa_versa
Hey England... let's kick it.
Cops without guns and the NME.
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
straight_outta_stockholm
Check this C major!
Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy named Lars,
Survived Loma Prieta, Mad Cow, and SARS.
I hit you with these flows like your name was Nancy
escape_from_robot_island
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LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay,
when we went straight to that island
on that momentous day.
To explor
my_rhymes_rhyme
CHORUS
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My rhymes rhyme, but yours don’t.
Hey! I’m all up in your face like a rabid chimp,
I’ll eat shrimp on a blimp but
the_sance_at_harpers_ferry
stat 60
9 o'clock class feels like five, asleep at three, so sleep deprived.
STAT-60 satisfies 2C, the math GER, not the one for me.
The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English.
The Sum
hurricane_fresh
Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why.
Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain.
Chuck D told me I had to be me
yes_i_am_an_alien
Bam! I’ll explode, just like I were a bomb
flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom.
Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea,
while a parrot sings a song in the minor k
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