They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle
With my wife Laura and son Richie but now
My life's a living hell cause
CHORUS
I tripped over the ottoman
One t

right_wing_pigeons

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books
Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks
Now what could make them think that way?
What could make them act that way?


violent_school

Violence rules! (x5)
Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school (x2)
20 people livin' on a desert isle
They're all friendly they all smile
Then the fo

bleach_boys

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no caree

i_against_osbourne

I know the CIA is watching me
I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC

I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites
They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the p

takin’_retards_to_the_zoo


beach_song

Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas
They're so insane
I don

if_you_love_somebody,_set_them_on_fire


dollar_signs_in_her_eyes

She's been tripping over the flowers in her garden
The weeds are growing high
She dropped her laundry off at school
And hung her children on the clothesline to dry
She's t

jason’s_head


epic_tales_of_adventure

There's an old lady who washes her clothes
In the same laundromat as me
She told me of her son
And some shoes that hurt his feet
Mean little nails rose up in a bunch


moron

Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from you mom and da

my_many_smells

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit
Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun
Other times I smell like think black swamp water
That's backed up into your to

laundromat_song

(1--2--1-2-1.2.3.4)
Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry
Are words I use at the laundromat
Reading the news, and watching the people
That's what I do at the laundromat

plum_dumb

She stands there on the corner
decked out in raspberry jeans
waiting and watching, oh god here he comes
he pulls up beside her in his sporty machine
rolls down the window