You've got a Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or God will send you to hell
'Cause God hates war
And God hates crim

spit_sink

Oh come on baby take a drink
Never mind that it's a spit sink
A spit sink (x2)
It's nothing but a spit sink
Jam
Took a drink
Thought I was gonna die
Some

the_big_sleazy

It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I7ll go with you
We'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
I hate MMR I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful

part_3

I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig
So I led the police to your house and showed 'em where to dig
You thought you could live in peace
But I saw you naked and I called the

i_hate_myself

I Hate Myself
(The Dead Milkmen)
Performed By Dead Milkmen
Smokin' Banana Peels
I hate myself - hate myself
And you - I hate you
I hate myself - hate myself
swordfish

Some people believe in astrology
Others believe in technology
Some people believe in all those "ologies"
But I believe in swordfish
He believes in swordfish
I believ

now_everybody’s_me


if_i_had_a_gun

Would I be amused
Would you be impressed
That I had the power
To put a hole into your chest?
When the kids are crying
And the welfare check's been spent
Would

gorilla_girl

(This is a gorilla girl)
(1.2.3)
Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love.
No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove.
Gifted was this girl of mine,

rastabilly

My baby's got two hands
My baby's got two feet
My baby's got a forehead
and all the chicken you can eat
My baby's got two elbows
My baby sure has a nose
My bab

junkie

My best friend is a junkie
He shoots up all day
Sometimes he even shits himself
What else can I say?
Shoot up or shut up (x4)
If his girl don't score
He beats

little_man_in_my_head

There's a little man in my head
And he's drunk all of the time
He sits there on a bench
Holding a monkey wrench
Sometimes he beats it up against my mind
There's

filet_of_sole

Filet of sole baby
Is my favourite dish
Filet of sole baby
When the dish is fish
Cause oh, I lose control
When you serve filet of sole
Now your cookin' baby
serrated_edge

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross

beige_sunshine

Cheese is the one thing that's
Indestructable
How much of your Blue Cross
Is deductable?
Open your eyes to a wicked
Surprise
You'll lose your mind if you